This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations. "I want 'yes' or 'no,' "thundered counsel."There is no need for you to argue the point!" "But there are so
No CommentsA man saw a store sale, and went in. "You buy anything?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have rules, you must prove that you have the dog." "Where is this?" "Discounted goods." Man and assistant grinding, assistant or don't agree to sell him. No man had to go home, the dog, just bought a dog food.
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No CommentsMy two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems. When my dad answered, I immediately launched in
No CommentsWith several years of Army National Guard duty under his belt, my roommate applied for officer training. But his lifelong dreams were dashed after he failed the eye exam. "That's too bad," I sympathized. "Does that mean you now have to quit the Guard entirely?" "No, I get to keep my old job," he sai
No CommentsThere was a historical marker near our West Virginia home commemorating the Civil War Battle of Blue's Gap. One day when an oncoming bus was taking too wide a turn, my wife swerved our van out of the way, accidentally clipped the sign and broke it. Wanting to do the right thing, I called the state p
No CommentsOne day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up." Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off
No CommentsMr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said," You beat my son and I dare to beat yours."
No CommentsThe two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud." "How will that help?" said the second boy. "Just do it," insisted the first. Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their l
No CommentsThere was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow. The landlord was afraid that his guests
No CommentsThe sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see." But in what might have been a classic Freudian slip, the sentence read "Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blond to see."
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