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Color Doppler rooms outside hospital chair, sat four men, and their wives are doing in this hospital in vitro fertilization, surgery been successful. Now wives are in the room waiting for color doppler ultrasonography to determine whether the health of their baby.

After a while, a woman came out, smiling, walked the first man to him, and said: “Congratulations to you, husband! You are the father of twins!”

“What a coincidence!” The first man kissed his wife about, and turned the other three, said: “I work unit is Double Star!”

A second woman came out and congratulated the second man and have triplets.

“Wow, this is unbelievable! I work unit happens to be triple!” The second guy to the other three men boasted.

Soon the third woman to tell a third man has his quadruplets. The men were shocked by this, reluctantly replied: “how could! My work unit, that is, Jiangxi four special winery!”

After that, everyone turned to the fourth man, because he had just fainted lying on the ground. We rushed to help him up, and the fourth man finally regained consciousness slowly and saw his eyes glazed over, looking trance, mouth murmured saying: “We really should not … I should not have from Wuliangye switched to 7 wolves ah … “

There used to be Villa, Villa have a very fast runner in the chicken, the chicken run than almost any animal, Villa owners often boast very proud of his family’s chicken is the fastest.

Then came a rich foreigner, he was fond of the chicken very much.

The owner of the Villa said, “I’ll give you 20 million, you sold me this chick.

Villa’s owner, said: I do not sell.

That foreigners had said: I’ll give you 500,000 and you sold me this chick.

Villa said the owner was unwilling to do: I do not sell.

Foreigners anxious after hearing, said: You Is not that a chick so! I’ll give you one million! You sold it to me.

Villa’s owner after listening to a little heart, but said the truth: I do not sell.

Finally angry that foreigners: one chicken, you do not give you one million sold, you are not a brain problem ah! ?

Last Resort, said the owner is helpless: catch up with …

Five students smoking addiction. Smoking in the toilet one day they were to see the headmaster, the headmaster told the class teacher, class teacher the next day to find five of them in conversation.

Teacher: “Do you smoke?”

Student A: “smoke …”

Teacher: “Cigarette? You to be proud of it! Home to call the parents!” Was also a pass and demerits K violence.

A student go back and the other four said: “The teacher asked you that you are smoking you do not recognize, said they do not smoke, I fear the matter.

After a while.

Teacher: “Do you smoke?”

Student B: “do not smoke.”

“That’s fries.” Talking the teacher handing me fries.

Student B naturally out of two fingers …

Teacher: “do not smoke? Home to parents called!”

Teacher: “smoke?”

Student C: “do not smoke.”

“That’s fries.”

Student C took the chips carefully, secretly grateful hearts of Student B (Fortunately, the long preparation).

Teacher: “Do not dip ketchup?”

Students Accidentally C will dip much sauce, the bowl began to bomb …

Teacher: “do not smoke? Soot shells were well well … the parents called!”

Teacher: “smoke?”

Student D: “do not smoke …”

(Student D is sweating after eating potato chips, feel walking on thin ice).

Student D: “Thank you … okay, then a teacher before I go home.”

Teacher: “You do not give you the students take root eat?”

Students D: “Thank you teacher.” Talking the chips on the ears …

Teacher: “I know what I say it, do not go get the parents”

Teacher: “smoke?”

Student E: “no smoking”

(After all the chips at ease in your pocket …)

Student E turned to want to leave, the teacher suddenly shouted: “The principal is coming!”

Student E hurriedly put fries saw out of your pocket on the floor wildly step …

Both A and B are talking about when the first roller skating experience. A: I can not put on skates, on the stand that dare not move. B: I’m fine, I’d move, is to stand up …

Ching Ming Festival, But the teachers, “You died, the epitaph to write Diansha?”

Here are some replies:

1. A room, find the shared, Negotiable.

2. Evocation small, big dig a grave.

3. I think I can save about!

4. Advertising space for lease

5. Bianshi services provided, a one hundred!

6. Recombinant, please wait two years

7. Singled Hades Hades, and invited to team up!

8. Clergyman, helped me look at the next Easter, thank you, coordinates ××.××。

9. When you see the lines of time: a friend, you stepped on me.

10. I finally had no ghosts!

11. To a God of laughter, or else give you a smile Ye?

12. Shennongshi epitaph: I rely on! This grass poisonous!

13. Mogu fortune

14. Chatting, providing night-site service.

15. Also see, you also have the day Ya

16. I used to be fat, now, and all lying there, like stick thin.

17. Finally lost 80 of the water body can be thinner!

18. Highly recommend this to my digging, and Tel: xxxxxxxxx

Of 19. Have very yellow very violence, is now very black very quiet

20. Thank you visit another day door Huibai. Ha ha

21. Visitors go right ahead, no tea, tired, lie down with the talk station?

22. I really want to live 500 years

23. You look at me, I know. I am looking at you, you do not know.

24. Finally solve the housing problem

25. Remember me! When you walk beside me. So like you now, I have gone through, as I now so that you will follow up. Remember, do not like losing!

Have thought that after marriage he will be very happy that he married a woman who must be outside a good wife, who also wrote the journal article and wish them a life together!

Emotional crisis, he heard the news, I am surprised, how could, how could a few months after their marriage, a crisis, but for him to tell me that how I will not believe.

What is the feeling these days? Marriage, then what is it? It’s vulnerable, who really thought he would be happy after marriage, not to say that than I am lucky at least to like me happy to! Why is this marriage lasted only a short few months so broke, and in the end who is at fault? Is he? Or her?

As a woman I have always stood on the side of women, but he was very good, I know him so I clearly understand that girl is so vexatious, if not he must be tolerable. Maybe I was wrong, of course, the answer he gave me was not love her! Since they do not love Why get married? Yes, once we discussed the topic of marriage and love, “marriage is just fate, true love is eternal.”

Had this strange and unfamiliar city because of his company and support of self-confidence I never gave up, we spoke loudly in this city belongs to us native language, do not care about the people around you are back at us.

Think you have chosen to leave this city is right after the wedding you’ll ever forget that my presence had thought that she must be very good because you can be accompanied by the absolute is not under me, had thought …

Evergreen:

Today, all day all night, I quietly think a lot. Do not know how to express my feelings, would like to call good communication with you afraid emotional impact, will words do not convey, send text messages also felt hundreds of a word also can not say my heart thinking, I choose to write you a letter, to write them altogether I would like to let you know my heart.

First of all like I thought for a long time, think we should give each other a chance, we are not children, and deal with the problem should not be so naive, just by impulse, to determine our emotional parallels in the nature. Now I know what I want, I want to be with you, want you to live with, is my true feelings, I know a lot of trouble had we not happy, is not the end of the knowledge, lead us to question add up, more and more, so we are able to spin a little small so unpleasant, so I think our biggest problem is lack of communication between us I would like to take this opportunity to make an explanation of the problem or a solution.

One for you, I just want to harvest did not want to pay to feelings, I feel wronged by what you mean, I have no feelings for us to pay it? I did not mean that I did not do, I want you to call me, you know my personality, would have more women on the heart is small, I want you to care about me, how much sin? You are tired you are busy, I can understand, but no matter how busy you are, send a text message, a phone does not waste much time into it you? As you will then feel what I’m sick of it? I just need your word, you is not around, communication is our only method of contact. So I do not want any information without your day can not, of course, I do not call, mainly because you are tired or you are busy, do not know or not to strike, and I’ll show you, you said you do not I confidence, so we have been waiting for your call, the results in exchange for your misunderstanding, I have wronged in the … …

Second, every time we break up seems to be contradictory will say the words, the issue is serious, I also realized, much of the problem is me, all I have said before, but I shall say it is casually pique. However, to break up again today by you raised, I was feeling really breaking up can not arbitrarily say, could give a pretty do not care about the feelings, will make people suddenly think that this feeling important. This is to deeply understand, if we could also hope not to make such a childish thing to say irresponsible words. We have contradictions to resolve the conflicts in question to solve the problem, we can do together to turn over?

3 pouted is also our problem, know that you macho, but I’m also a woman, but also difficult to overcome their own psychological self-contradictory. Obviously want a good heart, but his mouth to say otherwise, I admit it was wrong, but as my boyfriend Can you more tolerant? In fact, I tender a few words if you just, you think you? My mouth did not say, Do my actions do not prove to you that I have for you care?

4 I love playing phone this is purely a question of everyone, this may ignore you, I gotta tell you a sincere apology. I only used one day nothing chat on the phone with friends, and now I know the importance of communicating with you much more important than the chat, just do not know any chance of it, perhaps you will say do not force, in fact, not reluctantly not force the issue, a horse does not last, no one understands this truth, and I only know, I really want to be with you, these defects become an obstacle to our feelings, I would like to get rid of it, as you said You will not be changed, what changed that is not true to yourself, and I want to say I do not agree, a person’s character with the disadvantage of different things or you can say is good and bad character contains shortcomings, but how many people will get to do their own personality defects? Are shortcomings or bad, we have to correct is not it? Although there is no perfect man, great character on the weaknesses or shortcomings did not say, shortcomings, and some small bad habits to change to become more and more good people, so they can get better, are not good ? Two people together, by a man with a woman who is completely different nature, to be together, mutual tolerance and mutual understanding we can not go together? Even if I did not tell you today, playing a friend, later with another person with the same problem still occurs, because such a character that does not change if I select the points? Change for you, today you are not playing with me, face the same problem tomorrow, then select the same points? Therefore, it is not there reluctantly, it is running between the two, inclusive, is understanding, can we go with these more long-term, I believe, I am also prepared to do so, then you do?

Major problems mentioned above also those, in fact this is not really thin want to come we can not get along with the contradictions make it? I think we have more tolerance for each other more respect for some of some, we can live very happy, I think the past is not happy when installed, right? I believe we each have had feelings, I also believe that as long as we are ready we will take a good, if also say here, I want to express but can not be said to be out most of all, I really think we to have the opportunity once again to love, we can no longer be as childish as before, we accommodate each other after the other, cherish each other. Say it good, to communicate with you? Now I do not worry, work, I will be quick to find, life, and I will not be as decadent, and I would be good care of yourself, maybe you should think of time, thinking maybe you do not mind long ago that the answer, regardless of the outcome How are you please give me the answer, which would have no chance of a year or so, then how false you should know better than I. To a week we calmly consider it! Time for me to answer!

Mind he whom said

No

I can talk to friends and no, there is no trusted friend

So I can only render my diary approach to grief, diary is my best friend. I can talk to it happiness, anger, sadness and joy.

Everyone has the time to write the log a mood, perhaps with a full of the complaints, perhaps imaginary, perhaps only a love-hate situation of young people learned, perhaps the vicissitudes of life by the history of white hair.

With a diary to record the `heart` things hurt, and then purge it from the brain to record the beautiful memories. So when his old nothing to do, open the computer, Notepad taste doubled, but also a memorable fun, right? Give yourself a smile ^ o ^

So I can write my sad feelings: I hope readers will be my listeners, to the point.

A rainy season, a spring and summer cutting season. Worry not stop climbing, as the moss-order marks, little by little, and then you see waves of green; and those who have by talking about the “leaf does not fall” already fallen branches were rolling land. Oh, good, a new beginning.

Yesterday afternoon, the rain, people’s hearts a lot of attention coolness, cast his eyes looked, actually can not find the floor in thick green! Growth in rural areas, used those green, those whose parents came from the green, but still not the slightest scent attractive …I am! Exactly was truly a “peasant” daughter. May inadvertently think, now I really understand my elders are facing the “loess”, with their backs “days” would mean, I was a “peasant” daughter. But I considered a “greenhouse” grew up in knots. Not simple, not good, not smart, not hard, not virtue, not kind, ignorance, ambitious. Said that mountain people have never seen students boar; not say that city people, but have not seen the Golden Pig. -

I originally was a “peasant” daughter. But how strong the sun outside, I have not kissed the mouth; how fierce wind and rain outside, my hands did not hold off; a burden to have multiple, my shoulder did not suffer too; world how deep the swamp, I stepped on the foot is not involved. This can hide from the storm wind feast wanton disregard of the fortress, the dream is always longitudinal waves by the World unrestrained suave. In the long history full of fallen flowers down to see the rising tide xi alternate, floating flowers floating grass wrong shoulder; in broken dazzling wonderland Kam Kwong serves as contrast to see clouds, breeze moon boundless. Always that hope in sight, at your fingertips. -

However, changing world, and more by sophisticated, long by life experiences. Found that, taken great care looking forward to the results, often a “drowning 3000″, the span constantly, even if only separated by a water Ying Ying, is also the two high-City, looking back, Mu Yun in the eye. Successful, as the dream of snow lotus, always difficult to reach places made with stunning light. Gradually, I take it lightly, and in the swirl of dazzling willing to drifting in, fend for themselves. Blame the reality of life fallen flowers, the world blame the relentless flow. That have ambitions, but the solitude of the soul confusion over the impact germination, is like Huakaihuaxie, the United States is not interactive long, even in the future sound of fallen flowers, the Chun Shan Dan Dan, Long Song Lian Lian!

Passing the attachment, as the rainy season soaring moss, dark green was magnificent, leaving the blinded; memory bit by bit, like after the rain of Stream flow, the River rushes together into a torrent, swell the heart of the embankment. Head-up and looking up, looking for a way to sky, enjoy a different vision to bring different feelings. Finally discovered I was wrong, weird. Lost is not necessarily gone, it is a thick mat at the foot of land, little by little, inch by inch in the cumulative increase. But because I always feel slow, Dianqi the toes, tired or do not know the world will return to the original, but do not know the place will be left toe hold up a pair of deep imprint. -

Fetched by the Red phase, brush are at least 10 million, cause heart, cause heart from. The total vote before the eyes of Castle Peak in the remote mountains, clouds deep in the way mountain heavy water complex, Britain last fall to look for to seek to. Do not know maybe just slightly back, behind the spring on their own, such as dense pendant in a string of flowers, the gorgeous perfect spring extreme. -

Finally realized that those unrealistic dreams as children when I stumbled in the white wall chasing a beautiful “crystal cellophane”; impertinent struggle, just like a fish in the overlapping light and dark die to end their lives in quiet position endless cruise. Peach solid beauty of life because it is not only bloom moment, there are flower fruit, is the significance of its brilliant season. Be down to earth, roll up the trousers under a pair of Nitui farmers daughter, not the United States is also a unique? !

- Father’s Day, remembering the father at home. Thrown up a lot of heart, feeling, gratitude, longing, guilt, full of heart! At this moment, a thousand words can not express my share of gratitude, the sort of rhetoric even then not a word …

Yes, spring, and flowers will open up! Splendid and as it went! Because this world has never been a lack of beauty! Therefore, I will loudly declare: I! A farmer’s daughter! I am proud! Thanks Dad, thanks Mom, Mom and Dad, I love you a lot, but compared to your love. I was negligible …

Sincere Road, a “thank you”

This afternoon, watching TV, there’s Taiwan is followed by “flower season the rainy season.” Remember in junior high school when some of the movie, some primary school book, then stood straight for a week at the bookstore reading the book, although written in what has been forgotten, but it still has a special feeling, So no pulls Taiwan … …

Do not know why, mental very hard to accept that it has no bloom during the rainy season, and 16-year-old age when I doing? Efforts of the school; like the class of a male; worship an idol; buy tapes, songs; wear uniforms! Then began to have a lot of trouble, with treason, and many young and frivolous ideas! In order to complete their college dreams, and strive forward!

A good cry, tears miss golden time period, because I miss those days! Said the reality is not very satisfied with the only ones who are willing to look back! I look forward to it! Goodbye, my flowering season rainy season! I thank the days when in my life everyone! Thank you!

Bloom during the rainy season!