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A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.

A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell. By chance, these three met several months later. Soon the Clergyman, feeling guilty, blurted out a confession saying that there was only $10,000 in the envelope he placed in the coffin. He felt, rather than waste all the money, he would send it to a Mission in South America. He asked for their forgiveness. The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergymans sincerity, confessed that he too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity. The envelope, he admitted, had only $8000 in it. He said, he too could not bring himself to waste the money so frivolously when it could be used to benefit others.

By this time the Lawyer was seething with self-righteous outrage. He expressed his deep disappointment in the felonious behavior of two of his oldest and most trusted friends. “I am the only one who kept his promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained the full amount. Indeed, my envelope contained my personal check for the entire $25,000.”

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Jimmy went into a shop,took a toy tank,gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.

So,the shopkeeper told him,”Excuse me,little boy,this isn’t real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply,continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper repeated himself,and Jimmy kept walking.

The third time the shopkeeper called him,”I’m sorry,young man,but this is not real money.”

Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands,looked at the shopkeeper and finally said,”And this isn’t a real tank,either.”

It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position but not respect.
It can buy you medicine but not health.
It can buy you blood but not life.
It can buy you sex but not love.
So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering. So, send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I accept cash, money orders, personal cheques, cashiers cheques,bags of gold, bars of platinum, etc…

Please: No children as payments. They will be returned.

The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. “Can I help you?” the madam asked. “I want Natalie,” the old man replied. “Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…” “No, I must see Natalie.”

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $1000 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts… it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row… where are you from?” The old man replied, “I am from Minsk.” “Really?” replied Natalie, “I have a sister who lives there.” “Yes; I know,” said the old man. “She gave me $3,000 to give to you.”